For those who are clueless which song i'm talking about, it is 'I kissed a girl' by Katy Perry.
Please let my clarify that I dont wish to prove that my college has dumbest girls..
[axioms cannot be proved !! :)]
Well.. this is all what i could come up with :
Case 1
Two SVNIT girls, named Girl A and Girl B meet on the dinner table in their mess. Girl A, who is known as a geek as she knows how to use DC++ and download torrents, has just got the video downloaded and watched it in awe and disbelief. Girl B is a typical campus girl, one of the 99% girls on campus.
Girl A : hey ! I just watched a cool music video.
Girl B : oh.. which one ?
Girl A : 'I kissed a girl'. Its by Katy Per..
Girl B (interrupting) : what ?? (filled with gross disbelief and anxiety) Katy ?? what do you mean?? Is it related to LESBIANS ??
A pin-drop silence engulfs the whole mess. After a few nerve-tingling seconds of silence, some murmurs are audible :
'hey..somebody just uttered the L-word !!'
'oh my goodness...its even worse than the S-word and the F-word'
'who was that??'
'that was one of those two'(pointing towards Girl A and Girl B)
'we must stop talking to them!!'
'they are 'ess-ell-you-tee-ess'(A decent way to say an indecent word, originated decades ago in H-7.)
Case 2
Two typical SVNIT guys - Boy A and Boy B are discussing the lyrics of the song and its validity. Boy A has the following link open in his web browser : http://www.elyrics.net/read/k/katy-perry-lyrics/i-kissed-a-girl-lyrics.html .
Boy A : what do you mean by chapstick??
Boy B : dumbo !! google it.. I too don't know that..
On googling, they get this : ChapStick®: Never let your lips go naked.™ . After discovering that its the brand of a lip balm, they are back with their conversation.
Boy A : well..but as far as my personal experience is concerned, when I kissed my girlfriend, it smelled like masala bhindi !!
Boy B : oh.. you mean you kissed Girl A ?? she's your girlfriend..right ?? asshole..u're a big liar.. i know you didn't ki...
Boy A (interrupting) : i mean...when i almost kissed my girlfriend..(Actually Boy A was slapped thrice when he tried to give Girl A just a peck on her cheek after two years of a steady 'so-called' relationship !)
Boy B : hey.. the lyrics go - "Us girls we are so magical, soft skin red lips so kissable" What do you think??
Boy A (with complete faith in girls of campus) : dude..its just a hypothetical case, with large number of assumptions !!
Case 3
A so-called college couple consisting of Boy B and Girl Y meet at PMC for an evening stroll. Boy B (of previous case) has just viewed the video and he is in full amazement over the looks of Katy Perry.
Boy B : Today i saw an awesome music video. The track is by Katy Perry. She looks so Goddamn pretty. and the song complements her..
Girl Y (with a mixed feeling of suspicion and being rejected) : what is the song ?
Boy B : 'I kissed a girl'. Its a bit awkward, but..(trying to give explanation for his 'sin')
Girl Y (hurriedly) : oh.. i forgot..i have to go.. got to complete my tutorials for submission... see u later... bbye..
Boy B is left pondering if there is a way to kick one's own ass !!
Girl Y rushes to her room and talks to her room-mate Girl B.
Girl Y : you know..my boyfriend..Boy B.. he.. uhh... he.. i mean... he...
Girl B : what happened?? say... dont hesitate..
Girl Y : he too watched that 'ell-eee-ess-bee-aayee-aye-enn' video..and he liked that very much.. He found the singer..that bitchh..very beautiful..
Girl B : oh...thats very bad... it means.. he's a homo.. ohhh shitt... he's a 'jee-aye-vaye' !! oh..Girl Y.. (consoling) dont worry.. he was not made for you...you'll find a better guy..
Girl Y weeps on Girl B's shoulder, while Girl B tries to console her with motivating words...
