I kissed a girl...i liked it ??

After months in hibernation, i'm back !! but not with a bang of course !! i'm back with a song.. However i've listened to this track and watched its video a hundred times, but I never tried to connect it to the environment i'm living in. Yesterday, while i was completing the monstrous fluid machines journal for submission, i just discussed, with one of my best college buddies, the possibilities that would arise if we think of this song in context of the general college public. That discussion didn't yield many ideas, but later my mind worked like a real devil and I got many 'never-thought-before' situations, which this song could create.

For those who are clueless which song i'm talking about, it is 'I kissed a girl' by Katy Perry.

Please let my clarify that I dont wish to prove that my college has dumbest girls..

[axioms cannot be proved !! :)]

Well.. this is all what i could come up with :

Case 1

Two SVNIT girls, named Girl A and Girl B meet on the dinner table in their mess. Girl A, who is known as a geek as she knows how to use DC++ and download torrents, has just got the video downloaded and watched it in awe and disbelief. Girl B is a typical campus girl, one of the 99% girls on campus.

Girl A : hey ! I just watched a cool music video.

Girl B : oh.. which one ?

Girl A : 'I kissed a girl'. Its by Katy Per..

Girl B (interrupting) : what ?? (filled with gross disbelief and anxiety) Katy ?? what do you mean?? Is it related to LESBIANS ??

A pin-drop silence engulfs the whole mess. After a few nerve-tingling seconds of silence, some murmurs are audible :

'hey..somebody just uttered the L-word !!'

'oh my goodness...its even worse than the S-word and the F-word'

'who was that??'

'that was one of those two'(pointing towards Girl A and Girl B)

'we must stop talking to them!!'

'they are 'ess-ell-you-tee-ess'(A decent way to say an indecent word, originated decades ago in H-7.)

Case 2

Two typical SVNIT guys - Boy A and Boy B are discussing the lyrics of the song and its validity. Boy A has the following link open in his web browser : http://www.elyrics.net/read/k/katy-perry-lyrics/i-kissed-a-girl-lyrics.html .

Boy A : what do you mean by chapstick??

Boy B : dumbo !! google it.. I too don't know that..

On googling, they get this : ChapStick®: Never let your lips go naked.™ . After discovering that its the brand of a lip balm, they are back with their conversation.

Boy A : well..but as far as my personal experience is concerned, when I kissed my girlfriend, it smelled like masala bhindi !!

Boy B : oh.. you mean you kissed Girl A ?? she's your girlfriend..right ?? asshole..u're a big liar.. i know you didn't ki...

Boy A (interrupting) : i mean...when i almost kissed my girlfriend..(Actually Boy A was slapped thrice when he tried to give Girl A just a peck on her cheek after two years of a steady 'so-called' relationship !)

Boy B : hey.. the lyrics go - "Us girls we are so magical, soft skin red lips so kissable" What do you think??

Boy A (with complete faith in girls of campus) : dude..its just a hypothetical case, with large number of assumptions !!

Case 3

A so-called college couple consisting of Boy B and Girl Y meet at PMC for an evening stroll. Boy B (of previous case) has just viewed the video and he is in full amazement over the looks of Katy Perry.

Boy B : Today i saw an awesome music video. The track is by Katy Perry. She looks so Goddamn pretty. and the song complements her..

Girl Y (with a mixed feeling of suspicion and being rejected) : what is the song ?

Boy B : 'I kissed a girl'. Its a bit awkward, but..(trying to give explanation for his 'sin')

Girl Y (hurriedly) : oh.. i forgot..i have to go.. got to complete my tutorials for submission... see u later... bbye..

Boy B is left pondering if there is a way to kick one's own ass !!

Girl Y rushes to her room and talks to her room-mate Girl B.

Girl Y : you know..my boyfriend..Boy B.. he.. uhh... he.. i mean... he...

Girl B : what happened?? say... dont hesitate..

Girl Y : he too watched that 'ell-eee-ess-bee-aayee-aye-enn' video..and he liked that very much.. He found the singer..that bitchh..very beautiful..

Girl B : oh...thats very bad... it means.. he's a homo.. ohhh shitt... he's a 'jee-aye-vaye' !! oh..Girl Y.. (consoling) dont worry.. he was not made for you...you'll find a better guy..

Girl Y weeps on Girl B's shoulder, while Girl B tries to console her with motivating words...